The Mind Is A Dangerous Place

Things that should boggle the mind but do not

Saturday, November 08, 2003

Finally, the Matrix... has ended. And I have witnessed it. The verdict? Much better than useless Reloaded. It's cool. The bad? Well... cant say much without giving much away...but yar, the bad IS there. Thank God they didnt cram the plot in the last 10 min lke Reloaded did, u juz sit back and let everything wash over you. Very Star Wars-y in fact. Heh, and dragonballish. And my fav character's definitely Agent Smith. I mean, the way he talks, laughs, and carries himself juz ooze coolness dun u think? Forget Neo and his "I gotta save the world...why me" whining crap, or Trinity's "I love Neo, really I do, I'll kill everybody for you Neo!" psychotic bitching and Morpheus's "I believe in Neo, gimme all ur ships so Neo has a chance. I have no proof or anything, but we shld listen to me and give Neo everything cause I own cool sunglasses and a useless katana. And gimme black gal too. I fight so well."

nopes.. all u need is Smith laughing, Smith multiplying, Smith trying to kill Neo to end stupidity of mankind! How cool is that!

Went into mega bad mood mode today. Frens and I had an hour and a half to kill before meeting the others at the theatre. Trips about 20min. so we played for 45 min b4 I decided it was time to leave. We had plenty of time. However, somebody had not finished his game, so we waited. While waiting, y not somebody else play? And in the midst of that, why not another person while waiting? I got angry. Seriously angry.

I HATE WAITING FOR PEOPLE

Best way to make me mad is to come extremely late. Or refuse to move. I decided to stop waiting for them and walk off on my own. But didn't in the end. Cause I restrained myself from being an ass. But let's juz say my night was spoilt for a while.
I end here. Goodnight and may the luck of a thousand sand-drunked scorpions on camels' backs be with you when ur sixty-eight and caught stripping at a hen party by ur 23 yr old wife. You bastard you.

Song now: Half pain (Bana)

Quote of the post: "Mr Anderson welcome back. We MISSED you." (Agent Smith)

Friday, November 07, 2003

I have an ulcer in my throat. At least I think I have an ulcer in my throat. Hurts when I swallow. In other words... im in pain!
Spent the day handing in essays (DIE ESSAYS DIE) and studying (DIE EXAMS DIE). Not to mention Legally Blond 2 and some soccer in between. I work hard, yes I do. Am tired. Not that im studying much of course. Oh wait... I juz said I was studying hard... hmmm... so to show the illusion and put a 'spin' on the subject, I have to follow up on the studying bit. According to political communication, using 'spin' is useful in deceiving the audience, only and only if there is a basis of truth in it. Damn. I trapped meself. I dun like donkeys.

Song now: Nemurenai Yoru (Bonnie Pink)

Quote of the post: "Aye! Dentists are allowed to marry pirates. Tis the law!" (Weeble and Bob)

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Edelweiss (my flower)

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white, clean and bright
You look happy to meet me

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

I once knew a little girl
We would play together daily
That was back when I was young
Still I recall her smiling sweetly

Sky blue eyes, golden hair
She was my life, my heart, my being
That was when I used to care
About happiness and living

Blossom of snow may she bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
You bless my soul now and forever

Tried to run to yesterday
She held me high and I was flying
I love you, she did say
I didn't see her smile was fading

Blossom of snow may we bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
My Edelweiss, my flower

Winter bells, Rain in Spring
Brilliant summer and autumn sings
Every day, every year
Same thing going, coming here

Little bird, when do you soar?
Don't think you've ever regretted before
Realised, I should have flew
And said hello to an angel I knew

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
I promise I'll be by your side
And for once in our lives, we'll be happy

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
I'll be with you forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Now and forever
Now and forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
I'll be with you forever

- PEP

Wheeeee... juz watched Taxi 2, which was great! Very light-hearted, funny as hell and well... cool. It's good.
Didn't do much today. Wat's there to do? Study? I dunno how to start! ARGH. I'm not exactly worried for exams but... i dun have much of an idea of what to do... that's the problem.
Matrix Revolutions juz opened 30min ago in theatres in Melbourne. Watching it on Friday. Good? Bad? We'll see.

For those rushing essays, or have exams tomorrow. Good luck and all the best! Try not to fall asleep during papers yar? Eat sweets. Sweets!!!!! Foolish rabbit. Trix are for kids.

Song now: The Nephentes (L'Arc~en~Ciel)

Quote of the post: "Penis enlargement. I went to get that. But then, my balls looked small too. So I enlarged those as well. My knees seems small in comparison. So I went for another one, and one surgery led to another surgery and now, I'm fat!"

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

Im getting sick. Not of the world. Nor people. Nor of starburst, as if that's possible, bite your tongue. Bite it! Good, now choke heretic. Choke on the blood u flow when u say starburst is bad. Bad boy. And tsk tsk even.
Ahem.
As I said, Im getting sick. Woke up in the morning feeling horrible. Throat dry, sniffling, wanna die. Dun wanna get sick. Sleeping early tonite... well... more like now. But here's some stuff for my fans to ponder.


What is the "Shift" key on the keyboard for?
Not as good as what is our purpose in life but it'll do.

Candz...i like ur bed... mmmmmm........ nice and soft ^_~

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging through the tarmac, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh EEPS! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!!!"

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IT WILL HURT...OH YES IT FUCKING WILL.....

Song now: The nearness of you (Nora Jones)

Quote of the post: "I like you! I like asian women!"

There's nothing quite as fulfilling as giving a guy porn for his bday. I mean, it's what every guy wants and needs right? Think of it as a requirement!
Fren's bday now. He treated us to chinese food in the evening. We gave him a jap porn dvd. Good trade? I think so ^^ Also went to play daytona and boy was I bad. The months without driving a virtual car, swerving at corners that defy physics, smashing into walls and actually not writhing and screaming in pain and agony, much less the dying. Sigh. I suck now.
I'm collecting neighbours! Just helped manda shift into her new home... 7 floors above mine! Neighbours!!! Wheeeee. Plus, her room and candz's face each other!! They are like... window buddies! Window buddies!!!! Almost best of frens, lifemates, stronger ties than swimming buddies. WINDOW BUDDIES! And I live in the dank, smelly, dark pit of hell. Shouldnt have lied when I was young.
Finally, exams are on their way pple. Studying hard? Good luck yar? Dun stress so much. Those that do, well, give me a hollar and i'll destress u. I'm good at that.

Song now: The way you look tonight (Tony Bennett)

Quote of the post: "But I like the schoolgirls one better." - bday boy

Monday, November 03, 2003

Whoa it's late. Damn site died on me an hour ago. Well, not much to blog about anywaes. Essay's allllll done ^^ Congrats to me... yes indeed! Was feeling a little down just now, thinking about my love life or lack thereof once more, plus, I got a scary thought. What if all my frens were to get attached? What would happen to me? I would be one lonely old man. Quite lonely.
Exam studyin to begin. Haven't even seen the topics yet. I'm soooo ready.

Song now: X (X Japan)

Quote of the post:

Kelly says: Run kell run! Must get away from eepin!
Kelly says: who hugs girls when he's lonely...

Sunday, November 02, 2003

I swear, with all the movies, the going outs, the dinners/lunches, my essay will never be done. NEVER. Nor will I study or something. Watched "Intolerable Cruelty" with manda today in Crown. The show was crap but the company enjoyable =) Man, im so nice. And Catherine Zeta Jones is pretty. Pretttyyyyy.....mm.... damn, want a gf. Any takers?

Bought tickets for Matrix Revolutions next week. Bring it on pple. Whether good or bad, let it come! I'm ready! Though I think it'll be crap. Maybe.

Crown was crowded today.... so many pple that manda and I couldnt even catch a taxi and had to walk back. Bought meself a souvaki ^^. Mmmmmmmmmm..... havent had one in a loong loooong time. Finishes Azumanga for the second time. Just have to say that it amazes me how such a simple show can be so well-done, humorous and endearing. It really is good. And now... I sleep. Take care good citizens. Essay finishes tomorrow.

Song now: The Christmas Song (David Benoit)

Quote of the post: "Thank you for everything" (Cast of Azumanga Daioh)