The Mind Is A Dangerous Place

Things that should boggle the mind but do not

Saturday, January 03, 2004

Keyword of the year: respond

I forgot how fun it is to juz let go and respond to things. Pple try to talk to you, u talk back. Pple look at u weirdly, u show them a good time.

respond

probably will make the world a little happier, and friendlier :)

I'm nice. So's tiramisu and failed gatherings.

Song now: Imagine (Eva Cassidy)

Quote of the post:


"I’ve looked at love from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
It’s love’s illusions I recall
I really don’t know love at all"

(Both sides now)

Friday, January 02, 2004

This is now 2004. Happy New Year pple.

I suppose this is the time where I sit down next to the fireplace, and tell you pple wat I did for 2003, wat I shouldn't have done, resolutions for 2004, all warm and fuzzy.

Well, FUCK THAT.

Oooo.. eeps using foul language, eeps being mean spirited, eeps being a bastard on his very own blog.

well, fuck that too.

It's been a fun New Years Eve. At fren's place with buddies of mine, thrashing the PS2. The usual. Sleepin at 7, waking up at 10. The usual. Was fun.

Now that's fucked.

Took a taxi home cause I was in a hurry to meet with parents to go out or something.
Handphone was in bermuda pocket.
It wasnt when I left.

It got fucking dropped in the front seat of the bloody taxi. FUUUUUCK
Worse, when I called it, it was fucking off. I mean,
A BLOODY CAB DRIVER STOLE MY FUCKING PHONE!

ON NEW YEARS DAY!!!!! FUCKKKK!!!!!

I am quite pissed. Was very pissed. Now quite cause bohemian rhapsody is playing and I juz watched Indiana Jones.
ARGH. It aint the phone that irks me, it's the bloody numbers I lost. Sigh. SIGH

and fuck too for good measure.

I still love you pple though. Happy New Year.

Song now: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen) It's been like that for 2 hours now

Quote of the post: happy fuckin new year good fuckin pple.

Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Anita Mui has passed away from cervical cancer.

Long Live the Queen.

Met up with a KL fren.. and went crazy again!! Wheeee!!! Seems I always go crazy at weird times (U SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! Shout that at the movie cinema, standing in front of the doors... fun.. wanted to try that in the middle of the road... but being roadkill doesnt really appeal to beautiful me) and thus, causing wat is known as the "5 metre rule" to come into effect. 5 metre rule being pple near me stand 5 metres away from me. Y? Go figure. I'm normal... it's the others who are bland :P

Had Tony Romas for dinner... so thus, Im poor. Got 2 bucks left in wallet. That's fine, as long as I get chicks. I like chicks... so soft... so yellow. Yummy.

Wanna end this self-praising with a big huge hug to Manda. Relax!! Destress!! Go poke fun at the reporters and jump into a pool of chocolate... not to mention keep smiling and bask in the knowledge that several winnie the pooh tumblers are on their waaaay~~~
*HUGS*

And now... a trailer.

scene: shopping centre, corridor to the toilets, male and female. Camera in first person view (FPS), follow down corridor til the male toilet door. Hand tries to push the door open, door doesn't move. Camera moves to sign on the floor - CLEANING IN PROGRESS.

male voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

music: O FORTUNA

cut to black
white words in the centre

THIS WINTER

cut to inside toilet, facing door. Door shakes as a body rams it from the outside. The shaking coincides with the drums in music.

cut to black
white words in the centre

BE PREPARED

cut to toilet, facing door. Door shakes again, with the drums in music.

cut to black
white words in the centre

TO HOLD IT ALL IN

male voice from distance: GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!

cut to toilet, facing door.

white words in the centre

When You Need To Go

fade out

Song now: Blood Brother (Joe Hisaishi)

Quote of the post: "and Merry and Pippen are the Olsen Twins!" -PEP





Tuesday, December 30, 2003

I lost my phone today. Then found it again!

I had just alighted the bus and walked several steps on good ole pavement when I patted my pockets (a habit I have), and realised my right pocket wasn't as heavy as usual.
Simple search revealed the obvious. My phone was gone. It was on the bus! Which was conveniently pulling away from the bus stop.

Great.

So I used my fren's hp to call it, hoping somebody would answer, be nice, and honest, and return the damn contraption. Somebody picked up on the 5th time I rang. Lucky. It was a lady. Luckier. Females have a less likely chance of screwing me over and running away with the phone.

So after much chasing around (She kept moving around for some reason), my fren and I huffed and puffed to the meeting area. I thanked her profusely (forgetting to ask for her name... Im such an uncaring bastard), then left without a bow, reward, or a hug.

This is Singapore remember?

Got my phone back!

Song now: Mizukagami (Cocco)

Quote of the post: "If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it clap ur hair." Gatsby (Hair gel) commercial

Monday, December 29, 2003

So I'm back.

So I had a grand christmas, spending time with relatives, having a chalet, mahjonging, taking pictures, playing with my nephews and nieces (They're all so sweet, fun and angelic.... til they learn to talk)
Eating... EATING, running out of shirts... and underpants, looking for a stolen car, shopping, bribing police officers... among other things.

So I brought home a dartboard, many books, comics and other christmas presents (including a pirated watch and a snazzy wallet... did I mention DARTBOARD).

So I currently have an eye infection.
READ: EYE INFECTION

So the eye-lid is infected and my eye looks as if someone doesn't like me. IM UGLY!!!!erm.... LIER!!!!! Sigh. It's itchy too.

So I wanna write again. Reading books, comics, LOTR, makes me wanna write again. Let's go write stuff!! Why not?

So have a merry christmas. I want presents.

God it itches.

Song now: Kimi Ga Iru (Galla)

Quote of the post: "Hui jia... ma shang hui jie" (Go home, go home right now - Sun Zi)