The Mind Is A Dangerous Place

Things that should boggle the mind but do not

Friday, July 29, 2005

Am so tired. Exhausted more like.
So I sleep.. and leave you a sad web server.

Do click on the thingy

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Well, things have been pretty bummy, but work today was fun. Spending time with my 2ic is really cool, and weird. The pple at my store are weird, some more than others. Some more than me. My 2ic is a Goth for starters.

Anywaes... there are things like THIS

That is wrong at all sorts of levels... just... so wrong.

And am looking forward to the new Narnia movie. I never thought of it as... that epic! But it's a disney thing... so am wondering how it will turn out.

And that's my boring day for today.

Well then, as they say, when it rains when you least expect it... and when it rains, it pours.

I got home after meeting a good fren, buying a present for mom and feeling not too bad about myself. Then, I checked my email.. and my world crashed upon me.

Seems the company im working for is cutting all casuals' hours. Meaning I get no hours. None. Watsoever. Aint that grand. It's sort of their way of a siege... forcing all players to enter a form of waiting game. There was a part time position out, which I took, but that's pathetic hours.

So yeah, am now searching for another job... among the other writing projects I have queued up. Which Im not getting paid for. And there I thought I could actually afford a new computer.

When I say life sucks... it generally does.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Now, that was a depressing post.

I mean, all about life failure and death and flying monkeys being shot out of the blue. Very morbid stuff. As if the world had too little angst.

I got to watch Margaret Cho yesterday night. She was, in a word, FUCKING hilarious. I stress on that adjective of sexual intercourse, becos that was what the main topic was a about. FUCKING everything. In a bad, funny sort of way. Nothing was taboo, everything was attacked: Politics, Love, Gays, Lesbians, Activists, Asians everything! And she was very funny. Had me cooing out and shouting 'Gay power' with the rest of them.

Stop looking at me like that.

Had a very satisfying DOTA experience (is not sex) and slept over at Derek's (empty) apartment.

And had good steamboat today. So its all good.

I feel like I should leave something wise here.

The Sinister Ducks - March of the Sinister Ducks

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!