If you see me now, you will point and laugh. Then perhaps run away in disgust of my horrendous mess of a face.
My dear loyal fans, I am sunburnt. Like... bad sunburnt. All the result of a lack of sunscreen to block off the lifegiver's torrid rays. The rays struck my skin mercilessly and I suffered for it. Why? For the tennis. Good ole Aussie Open called to me and I had to go. Without a hat. Or sunscreen.
Ah, the consequences.
Saw good tennis though, for that i am grateful. But now, my arms hurt and my nose is a disaster. It's... ugly. IM.... UGLY. And my friends, that is a sight you DO NOT WANT TO SEE.
Alas, i must endure and wait and endure some more before my nose, hopefully, returns to that proud vantage it was before.
Til then... put on sunscreen. Slip slop and... er... skiddadle?