The Mind Is A Dangerous Place

Things that should boggle the mind but do not

Saturday, April 10, 2004

The boy who liked school

The boy was getting ready for school. He liked school. It was fun with all the teaching of numbers and words. He liked being praised by the teachers and friends. He was the class representative and always had good results. Yes, he liked school and the school liked him.
After brushing his teeth, he walked to his 'special box'. There, he placed in his anger and anxiety for it would not be good to lash out in anger needlessly, or stutter and stumble in a nervous wreak so that people would laugh at him.
He threw in some happiness and most of the loud chuckles that came with it. Laughing too loudly would be disastrous. Look at Billy Dimple. He laughed too loudly at a joke and ended up chained to the fence by the Skullheads. Stupid stupid boy. No... there shouldnt be too much laughter.
He put sadness into the box. He didn't need that. In went compassion, and a large portion of kindness. It would not be good to be too nice to offenders now would it?
Finally, after much thought, he put into the box love. That was a useless piece of junk he concluded. Especially when it involved Sarah Wilson. He hated the feeling and never wanted to have it ever again.
Satisfied, he closed the box and placed it under his bed where the monsters stayed. They would be fed well this time and perhaps stop muttering incessantly at night. They were rather noisy.
He then opened his closet door and took out a rubber mask. It was soft to touch, like actual skin. He didn't know if it was real skin, nor did he care. The boy fixed the mask on his face. He looked in the mirror and was satisfied with the results. There, this way, everybody would think him perfect. The mask stretched a little as he grinned. Then, with a light whistle, he sauntered out of the door and into the world.

Friday, April 09, 2004

wow, been a while since i had fun like that

spent the day doing NOTHING

woke at 2pm

heck school

went to school anyways to hand in assignment

pizzas and night and then... WARCRAFT

man was WARCRAFT good, if i didnt lose, thanks to money hoarding ken, buy jewellery will you????? DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but had fun. havent laughed and hung out with frens i meet once a week for a looong time. more more more.

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Oh man, I feel so weak. Not bad weak mind you, but the good buzzing kind that you get when you cant take laughing anymore. Oh man oh man oh man.

Was watching Jerry Seinfield doing a stand up act. And it was hilarious. Absolutely hilarious!!!!! Haven't laughed that much since I did the hoola with coconuts stuck at my ahems while monkeys with little bowler hats on their heads do little jigs right behind me. It wa swell time learning how helmets are a substitute for good thinking, men do not care about whether you women fake orgasms or not, and how sad the man at the xray checkpoint in airports really is.

Realised my blog's been a little melancholic lately, I apologize, so isn't me. As we can see, and as Candice can attest, I'm hyper, even when tired. So nuttin will ever get me down ever again. Except u frens. Stop having problems!!! Ebay, triangles, just so tired dun wanna see you.
well i tell you all this

*hugs*

i'll be there if any of you need me yar? need me!!! NEED ME!!!!!!!!



a little small... i cant do anything about it

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

My neighbours are crazy. There's writing all over me. And fewer leg hairs.

Essay's all done. Slogged though the night with chips, milk and good ole msn for company. Nice to know all these distractions are around make sure doing work is a 2nd priority. Jus like sleep.

Realised today I'm screwed up. I'm a mess. Yay me.
Lying there playing what ifs. I swore never to play what ifs. But they keep coming back to haunt me. Good ole ghosts.

dun wanna be the bad guy. the one between. dun want the guilt to haunt you. im sorry. no more.

no more

across the night
it was the moon that stole my slumber
across the night
i fell in love with people sleeping


dun wanna be the bad guy. he wins without a fight. im out of the ring.

be glad

Monday, April 05, 2004

Having been blogging as much as I'd like. Been a trifle bz, with a bad server and essays. God.. essays. I hate them. I noticed this trend during essays/exams period that I start a continuous whine about essays and my hate for them. I HATE THEM. Done and done.

Had a chat with Nabs about trust. How important trust is. Trust between frens. Important stuff. I can't remember what. Just so you noe, I trust easily. So u can fool me out of my money. But only if ur my fren. Cause im a cynic too.

Ben Folds 5 and Daft Punk are keeping me alive :)