Drop off resumes amidst scorn and snorts: Check
Walk through the cold and wind with a friend: Check
Watch Bewitched and review it, finding it fun-filled: Check
Go to Cousin's Bday party, feel awkward, leave soon after: Check
Go to International Film Festival Preview and be anti-social: Check
Meet up with lovely ladies that make life all that much bearable if they would just CALL ME OUT: Check
Pillow talk with prettiest girl at Grattan next to Nasi Lemak House: Check
Wonder how inadequate I am in terms of maturity level, ambition, job-wise and life in general: Check

Yup, seems like everything's in order

They say Jonah, he was swallowed by a whale
I say, there's no truth to that tale
I say Jonah, he was swallowed by a star