There would have been a witty and funny story about carrying a couch from somebody's place to mine. It would have involved hefting, grunting, cries of help and agony, almost being hit by cars, stared on by NORMAL pple and the occasional giraffe of course.
But alas, there was no couch to be carried. It was too late for that particular path of action.

Somebody asked if I lifted weights. I laughed for a whole 10 minutes.

And dammit.. I have to get these 40 pages of readings done TONIGHT. I WILL. Happy Merdeka pple. Malaysia is free... in a sense.


What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

something pple always need to learn.