Firstly, some guys deserve to be EXECUTED.

That done, here's a homage to one of the most gorgeous, beautiful, immensely funny, weird (in a good way), lovable, did I mention gorgeous, person I have had the honour of exchanging sick sexual innuendos with...

presenting

for one night only

the one

the only

PRINCESS SHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









hmmm... ok... disproportionate pictures.... ah well...annnnywaes....

happy birthday shan

luv you lots and i noe u do too! You love urself a lot too right? heh... ok... fine it's lame... but so's a crippled man. Smile smile girl, auntie, woman of most man's dreams, cause u're beautiful.. .that's for sure (ripped from, shit.. wat's her name... that Im like a bird song.. cant remember...)