The Mind Is A Dangerous Place

Things that should boggle the mind but do not

Saturday, October 23, 2004

It's funny how things turn out. Ever had one of those days.. or two days, where you do absolutely nothing contructive other than eating meatballs, getting scolded in Ikea and watching 9 dead gay guys?

Yeah, Thursday was that day.

Let's see, our journey in doing nothing began when we all decided to SKIP CLASS. Deeming meatballs more important, the gals and I (the GALS and I... yes I love my life) stopped my place for a little... ahem... action.



Miko showed them tons of action, they all liked each other, it was all good. Looking at the pic though, it's hard to remember that Miko's a girl. Most girls dun stare.

After some walking which is entirely not my fault, we took the tram to Ikea... finally.



The meatballs... were... good. 15 wonderfully meatish meatballs from Sweden. Other than the fact of Am telling me with glowering eyes how I fucked up her napkin (i pity a certain N**k), making me give her another one... mine, the meal was nice and happy and uneventful.



Look at that, triangles and meatballs and a guy and a girl. Smells of porn a mile away.

Ikea... and a picture spree... aint gonna show all pictures. But lookee here...



Truth be told, I am an Ikea knight. Yes, surprising as it may sound, I am an Ikea knight. One that is bound by duty and oath and love to protect the beautiful Pink Ikea Princess or PIP as our order calls her. It is hard, tiring job of little glory or incentive to me... I should have taken Makin Money the Farmer Way rather than Protecting Princess for Beginners: How to outrun a dragon.



This is the tunnel to our order's fortress and that is my ass. Look how firm and infinitely sexy it is.



The PIP likes inviting frens over. Note, it was here we were nicely scolded by an Ikea staff member. We weren't supposed to take pictures. The man was menacing as he was smelly (I call everybody smelly) and he looked threatening to PIP. So, being the knight I was, I cowered in fear and told the man that it was all her fault. No I didn't do that, that was a lie, but I did run away... and that's all that matters.

All in all, a fun time, a waste of time resulting in making Shan not go to class, slacking at Am's place and watching 9 DEAD GAY GUYS. Which is a hilarious show, if twisted and disturbing and gay.



Does my head look big in this?


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